December 2011
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not looking forward to the long day ahead, but the night will be magnificent.
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My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
fuckinglesbian: fuckinglesbian: faciamutmeimemineris: vocaroo: cuntbarf: I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking.  I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it. What do you think, Tumblr? WHAT ….O_O WUT did she like use...
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I realllllyyyyyy want a glass of wine. but, as I...
It’s red wine. And I don’t need to fall and break other limbs because I’m too unused to drinking and traveling on crutches. sigh.
Dec 31st
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me: well... i better be on my way now, i've got to wake u-
tumblr: no
me: ok
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Rock is a bottom I have yet to discover.
Dec 30th
definitely thought i was going to bed an hour ago....
The Child Thief is just so good.
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my cat just clawed the living daylights out of my...
im eating popcorn. she’s begging.
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I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid...
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Watching Proactiv Commercials with my Grandma:
wizarding: Grandma, “That’s not acne. That’s herpes.” Me, “That’s not nice.” Grandma, “Her face isn’t nice.” I feel like I could be friends with your grandma lol
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Admit It. We have all tried to have a diary but...
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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whats the ship name for dakota/kristen
krisota, daristen, darsten
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remember that guy I met at the bar?
he has a new girlfriend and she looks like a slut lol
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When you're asked to babysit small children...
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Season binging like a champ today
Dec 29th
Aidan just shot himself in the foot with a frozen...
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SHOWAH TIME
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glee
finn: i love youj rachal
rachel: i love oyu too rachel
kurt: i haeve the gay all of you come have the gay wiht me
blaine: gay
mercedes: tots
tina: ching
mike: chong
quinn: babby
santana: i love vagina
brittany: idk what that is
artie: /roll
puck: i love old women
mr schue: I AM GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ALL OF YOU
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